Delusions of Grandeur

So I have been going to the pool the past few days with my cousin and doing some water aerobics. I am attempting to exercise so that I can loose some weight. What you need to know is that there is rarely a time when I am with my cousin that we do not end up overcome by a fit of laughter. I made the comment that I wished we had an Olympic sized pool because then I could swim laps and after all I do have a speedo swimsuit and it was made for racing. Then the conversation switch to synchronized swimming and I decided that I could be a synchronized swimmer. That is when Carri informed me that I suffered from delusions of grandeur. She seemed to think that it would be more likely that I would injure myself attempting to perform and that she would have to call 911 and would not be able to perform CPR because she would be laughing so hard at me. So I guess that I won't be on the next Olympic team for racing or synchronized swimming.